I get between 3 and 15 per day. It’s often the same people over and over. There’s one guy with a voice I recognize and I tried to tell him he calls me frequently and he assured me that is not the case. So I told him our secret word will be crocodile and every time you call me, I’m going to say that word.

Later that day he called back again and I said “crocodile” and he responded “I haven’t called you before” and hung up.

Normally I keep my ringer off so I only know how many calls I get by looking at the list of missed calls but some days I need to have my ringer on.