Wow. That is ... too painful and true to life to really be funny at this point. But, ok, still funny.

To be fair, I meant something a little different -- something like -- learn how to be a robot priest who can get it to follow the desperate prayers of humans. And, like, how to unstick the robot arm when it accidentally punches through a wall. Etc.

Not that that is particularly comforting, in an existential sense. Maybe buys you a couple years till you have to pivot again.

If "a couple of years until you have to pivot again" is all new grads have to hope for, they might as well forget it

Instead they should start learning how to shoot guns and build pipe bombs.